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If you cannot reblog this then unfollow me please and thanks.
(Source: l0st-in-the-m0mentt)
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- Brother 1: I love ski ball
- Brother 2: me to i'm really good at it i get it in the middle every time
- Me: (just walked in on lat part of conversation) What the fuck do you get in the middle every time?!?!?!
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Chat reblogged from its just me.
- period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
- period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's buttercups.
- period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- period: Yell at a puppy.
- period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
